Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them
lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood
BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO
Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!
"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.
Well, they’re not wrong…
so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there
and i asked him “what’s wrong?”
and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”
and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”
im still laughing oH FUCK
@ The Hungarian Hall
If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky.
They’re all out there, we just can’t see themDistance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
#what does cat mean #this wasn’t covered in driver’s ed #oh god somebody take the wheel
im sorry i had to preserve your tags
― The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
Augustus: You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world…but you do have a say in who hurts you.
I never understood in Harry Potter how Harry was so passive and fell asleep in class I mean sure maybe Ron cause he’s grown up with it but living 11 years of your life in muggle school and then getting to learn about THE HISTORY OF MAGIC AND MAKE POTIONS AND SPELLS AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY BORING HARRY YOU FRUSTuRATE ME
This explains Hermione.
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’